Full Show PT 2: Monday, November 10
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | You guys are going to absolutely love this. |
| 0:04.3 | At first, I didn't think it was true. |
| 0:06.0 | I just thought it was kind of urban legend. |
| 0:08.2 | But it turns out that everything I'm about to tell you is a true story. |
| 0:11.5 | At least Snopes has looked into it, and they said there is nothing that we can find that says that this is not a true story. |
| 0:18.0 | Okay. |
| 0:18.8 | All right. |
| 0:19.1 | So as the story goes, Darren Sherman, who is a CEO of regulatory advisory services |
| 0:26.3 | in New York, it's a private financial consulting firm. |
| 0:30.0 | High-ranking dude, really high-ranking dude, okay? |
| 0:34.1 | Goes on J-Date and finds a woman named Joanne he wants to go out with. |
| 0:39.0 | Now, for those of you that aren't familiar with J date, it's basically match.com for Jewish people. |
| 0:43.8 | Okay. |
| 0:44.1 | Okay. |
| 0:45.3 | Okay. |
| 0:45.9 | So, um... |
| 0:46.1 | Because most Jewish people date within their religion, right, Bert? |
| 0:50.3 | I can't comment on that. |
| 0:52.0 | I've only been Jewish for very convenient amounts of time. |
| 0:56.2 | Save that. |
| 0:58.2 | I was only Jewish through my barman. |
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