Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 13

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bert Show
0:02.0	Parents gotta chill out, man.
0:03.0	You gotta chill out when your kids are playing sports.
0:05.0	I know it's emotional.
0:06.0	I know you want to get into somebody's face,
0:08.0	but you gotta chill out.
0:09.0	And it's getting worse and worse and worse.
0:10.0	Yeah, so I was on social media, and I saw this pop up on my feed and I was like, oh, especially right now in like the height of kids sports.
0:21.1	And like, there's actually a petition to move Mother's Day because we get screwed in
0:27.0	May because it's all of the end of school year stuff it's kids sports and so like most moms are like at a ball field on Mother's Day weekend
0:36.0	because that's just how the schedule falls.
0:39.7	So this was from USMNT only and it's a ref reprimanding the parents sitting on the
0:48.8	sidelines because apparently they were making it a very unenjoyable experience for this game.
0:55.4	I will clear the entire sideline because I'm not picking one over the other and I will send you
1:00.6	all home and they will enjoy the match without you.
1:04.0	No more.
1:05.0	Now you know why we don't have referees out here.
1:08.5	Okay?
1:09.0	Because y'all get on us and get on the kids
1:11.1	and get on each other.
1:12.0	Hush your mouth, enjoy the game.
1:13.9	Last morning.
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