Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 9
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | I'm going to do something here that may be a little bit dangerous to you women listening right now. And this came up over the weekend. I told you guys earlier, I went to the opening of the Buckhead W. And they had a great party there on Saturday night. And a Bert Show listener, a guy came up to me. And he's with a really attractive, I thought it was his girlfriend. I |
| 0:21.1 | You know how |
| 0:22.9 | like you're around some people |
| 0:23.7 | and you could sort of feel a chemistry? or a guy came up to me. And he's with a really attractive, I thought it was his girlfriend. |
| 0:21.7 | You could just kind of, you know how like you're around some people, and you could sort of feel a chemistry, and you just assume that they're a couple? Well, I'm talking to both of them, and then she goes and talks to some other friends, and he says to me, you guys brought something up on the show a couple of weeks ago, I got to talk to you about real quick. And I said, what's that? |
| 0:36.7 | And he said, do you remember when you said something to the effect of like guys have this |
| 0:40.6 | gear that women don't have to be in a relationship a friend relationship with somebody but you |
| 0:47.5 | really have secrets or you have secret feelings for them right remember me telling you that but |
| 0:52.1 | you said guys will wait around forever as a friend. For a long time. |
| 0:55.0 | For a long time as a friend. |
| 0:56.0 | He said he's in that situation right now. |
| 0:58.0 | And the girl that he was with, they have been boyfriend, not boyfriend, girlfriend, just friends |
| 1:02.0 | for years, like three years. |
| 1:05.0 | And he has seen her go through ups and downs and relationships and stuff like that and realized |
| 1:10.0 | about a year and a half ago he had feelings for her but she's still in a relationship with another guy and he is holding on |
| 1:17.0 | and waiting for the right opportunity to sort of let her know that i've been here for years and i want to be |
| 1:24.0 | more than friends okay and when i told you guys that guys that gear, you said that's scary for women to hear because you want to believe that most of your guys. And in a lot of cases, most of your guy friends are truly your guy friends. But I would like to hear from the guys that have done this because I really do believe that this is a gear that most women don't have, that this is an exclusively a guy thing, that we can pretend and we will put on the face just so we can be close to you |
| 1:48.9 | guys and wait and wait and wait and sort of hide those feelings until the time opens up to |
| 1:54.9 | where we can tell you, okay, I love you and I have loved you for two years. |
| 2:03.6 | Usually that time comes at about 1 a.m. |
| 2:06.7 | And it's usually fueled by Vaca and Red Bull. |
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