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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 20

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

Breaking up is hard to do. Finally, he told me that he wasn't ready to get married.

0:04.0

The day before. I'm here so stupid.

0:06.0

And when a breakup sounds more like true crime than a true love story,

0:09.0

they come on the breakup breakdown to talk about it.

0:11.0

We cover everything from lies, took me years to figure out what happened,

0:14.0

who lies not having cancer, to cheating,

0:16.0

his hand was a perskurt, and everything in between.

0:19.0

I can't do this crazy thrupple thing.

0:22.0

Here are the latest gossip from the couples you've never heard of.

0:25.0

You're all my after-drowman, after-drowman.

0:26.0

And we break down this week's breakup only on the breakup breakdown podcast.

0:30.0

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0:33.0

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0:35.0

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0:38.0

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0:43.0

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0:45.0

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0:49.0

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0:52.0

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0:55.0

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0:57.0

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1:00.0

The Ferture.

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