Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 22 [Vault]
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Birch Show. |
| 0:02.2 | So we got into a conversation about pediatricians. |
| 0:07.3 | Okay. |
| 0:07.7 | This is how the, this is literally how the conversation started. |
| 0:10.5 | It's bizarre how it started. |
| 0:11.6 | The conversation started about traveling to Central America and South America. |
| 0:16.2 | Then Carl points out that he read an article that Dominican Republic is becoming a hotbed for sex |
| 0:21.6 | travel. And then I pointed out that one time when Jessica and I were in Costa Rica, there |
| 0:27.2 | was a guy who was down there and he clearly had invested in some companionship while he was down |
| 0:32.6 | there, but it was weird because he was a pediatrician. |
| 0:35.3 | Oh. |
| 0:35.9 | You following so far? |
| 0:36.7 | Did he invest in a companionship with someone his own age or someone younger? Younger, much younger. Oh, God. Right? So he was a pediatrician. So then I talked about how I thought it was creepy that that guy's a pediatrician and he's investing in that companionship. I think that's just weird. And then Carl mentioned, I think it's weird just having a guy pediatrician. And then, so follow so far. This is the conversation that happened off there. So then Carl makes you want your kids to have a female. Because motherly instincts. Right. The maternal instinct. And then Jen makes a remark about how she would only go to a female gynecologist for the same reason because the girls got that part, you know, those parts. |
| 1:12.3 | I don't want to go to a mechanic that's never owned my car. |
| 1:14.6 | Yes. |
| 1:14.8 | Exactly. |
| 1:16.1 | So she makes that remark. |
| 1:19.0 | And then I made a comment about and some guy gynaecologist could be creepy like the way the pediatrician was. But I do know women that only go to guy gynaecologist could be creepy like the way the pediatrician was. |
| 1:28.7 | But I do know women that only go to guy gynaecologist too. |
| 1:31.5 | Costa Rica. |
| 1:32.3 | And then Jen shared a story about a creeper gynaecologist that she had. |
| 1:37.0 | I did. |
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