Get it. The Bird Show.

Kristen and I were just talking about the fact that I was taunting her almost five years old yesterday.

He's not even four and a half yet.

Stop calling him five.

He's round enough by now.

He's almost 16.

He's four.

He's four.

I was surprised when I went over to your house before Beyonce.

I was like, who is this man?

Who is this grown man in your house?

Just having conversations, whatnot?

Maybe physically, but yesterday's on the brink of a breakdown,

and I just thought, you know what, there's one or two ways to go here.

Just comfort them or send him over the edge.

And I thought, you know what, let's send him the kid over the edge.

So I don't know what it is. Because I think because, I'm going to sound like the worst mom ever, but I don't care.

So they push your buttons, right?

They get in these moods and they push your buttons.

And every now and then, you just want to turn the tables and you want to push their buttons.

And you just want to like, you needle, right?

Because they needle you.

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