Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 30
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it, the virtue. |
| 0:01.6 | All right, if you ever impersonated a celebrity, I want to hear from you. |
| 0:06.4 | And it's not like you went out of your way to do it. |
| 0:08.8 | What I'm kind of referring to here is like somebody approached you and they thought you |
| 0:13.5 | were a celebrity. |
| 0:15.1 | And instead of disappointing them, you just ran with it, you took the selfie, you wrote |
| 0:20.5 | the autograph, whatever it is, you just, you embraced it, okay? |
| 0:26.1 | And this happened a little while ago and it just got me wondering how many other people |
| 0:30.8 | have done this? |
| 0:31.8 | Because I witnessed this. |
| 0:32.8 | I actually, I don't think I've ever told you Mo, maybe I've told you Cassie about when |
| 0:37.4 | I pretended to be Britney Spears on stage at my Gotango. |
| 0:39.9 | Definitely didn't tell me that. |
| 0:41.7 | I feel like I knew you didn't, but I haven't heard the story. |
| 0:43.8 | Okay, so I will tell you about my impersonation of Britney Spears. |
| 0:48.0 | And then what I witnessed a couple of weeks ago at a bar and I felt so awkward for this guy |
| 0:54.8 | because I knew he was not Andre 3000 from Alcast. |
| 0:59.0 | But this other dude that came up was adamant that he was. |
| 1:03.9 | So we're sitting at a bar and there's a man sitting next to me. |
| 1:10.0 | And just mining his business, we're both drinking our rosé and another dude comes up and |
| 1:16.8 | it's an older white guy and approaches him and says, you're Andre 3000 from Alcast. |
| 1:22.8 | Okay. |
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