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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 5

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show

0:02.0

Know your strengths when you're dating for sure like don't highlight your personality if you don't have a good one

0:08.6

And that's what's happening on Hinge right now guys trying too hard

0:11.3

Yeah, typically this is a segment that I'm

0:13.4

running but per the bet that we've got going on where Bert said if I can stay away

0:17.7

from men for 30 days I'll get a thousand dollars I thought okay I'll stay off

0:21.5

hinge for a little bit so now I've brought in the

0:23.7

interns to do the dirty work for me which is such a relief that somebody else has to

0:27.9

experience this torture of what these hinge dating out prompts are so basically

0:32.3

on every hinge profile,

0:34.4

you have the option to respond

0:36.6

to any kind of prompt with your voice.

0:38.2

And it usually doesn't go well,

0:39.5

because turns out people have really bad personalities.

0:42.4

So the interns are going to

0:43.2

showcase what they have found on the hinge dating out. If you're really good

0:46.7

looking just don't talk you don't need it most people aren't really good looking

0:50.3

okay that's a problem they try to compensate. All right, Caroline, step right up.

0:54.0

Okay. What do we got?

0:55.0

This guy doesn't know his ABC's. I'm convinced.

0:58.0

Okay.

0:59.0

The greatest strength is definitely my linguistic skills.

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