Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 1 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:02.0 | And I'm talking. |
| 0:03.0 | This is Lisa. |
| 0:18.0 | Can I help you? |
| 0:19.0 | Hello. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello. Hi, how can I help you? Hello. Hello. Hello. |
| 0:21.6 | Hi, how can I help you? |
| 0:22.6 | I need customer service. |
| 0:24.6 | This is customer service. |
| 0:26.6 | I am trapped inside my adjustable bed. |
| 0:30.6 | You're what? |
| 0:31.6 | Trapped inside my adjustable bed. It's folded up around me. |
| 0:36.6 | Okay, sir. Um... my adjustable bed it's folded up around me okay sir um what state are you calling from |
| 0:44.3 | I'm calling from a state of disbelief okay where did you buy the bed my son gave it to me |
| 0:56.0 | okay uh Where did you buy the bed? My son gave it to me. Okay. Uh, are, are you okay? |
| 1:00.0 | I mean, I'm folded up inside here like I'm in a womb. |
| 1:04.0 | Well, can you open it up? |
| 1:06.0 | No, if I could open it up, I wouldn't be on the phone with you. |
| 1:10.0 | Okay, um, let me see if I can get my technician to help me. |
| 1:14.6 | I, uh... |
| 1:16.6 | Well, hurry up, it's awfully warm. |
| 1:18.6 | Okay, I'm sorry, I've never gotten a call like this before. |
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