Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 11
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 11 August 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. So Tommy had to call 911 a couple of times this weekend. What happened? |
| 0:04.7 | And then we'll get into the entertainment booth. So I was being a good citizen and I was just minding my own business, |
| 0:12.8 | towing my travel trailer down the road with my new truck. And in front of me, I'm in the far right lane. |
| 0:19.7 | In front of me on the left is a truck way up ahead. |
| 0:22.6 | And then all of a sudden, like a bad out of, you know where, this white jacked up truck. |
| 0:29.3 | I mean, when I say jacked up, it was like Bigfoot jacked up, like the monster truck. |
| 0:34.4 | And in the front, it was like jacked up even more. |
| 0:35.3 | So it looked like it was going up a ramp going down the highway. And it goes fly. I'm going 70. So this truck had to be going 90. So it catches up to the line of cars in the left lane. And there's a truck in front of it. And it wasn't waiting for the truck. And I could tell, I was like, is this truck going to move or not? and the truck didn't budge. |
| 0:54.1 | Matter of fact, the truck kind of tapped its brakes to let them |
| 0:58.8 | know, hey, I ain't moving. And so the white truck goes to the left where the retaining wall is, |
| 1:05.8 | where there is no lane. It made its own lane and floors it and starts going by the truck. And then it cuts back in |
| 1:14.1 | and hits the truck. It cut back in too early. And they go all squirly all over the highway. Lanes, |
| 1:22.9 | like four lanes of highway going back and forth. Thank God I was back far enough to where I could react and slow down. |
| 1:29.7 | So they're like road raging each other? |
| 1:31.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.5 | Well, no, there's one, the white truck was in the wrong all the way. |
| 1:36.2 | So they hit and they get all squirrely and then they didn't wreck. |
| 1:41.5 | The white one takes off. |
| 1:43.3 | And when I say take off, it was out of my view in five seconds. |
| 1:47.7 | It was gone. |
| 1:48.7 | So you're calling 911. |
| 1:49.9 | I called 911, being the nice citizen that I am, and concerned about the safety of others. |
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