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The Bert Show

Full Show - PT 2: Monday, April 25, 2022

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0

It's the Bert Show with Bert, Kristen, Davie and Mo.

0:04.1

Here are new episodes every weekday.

0:05.9

Real funny.

0:06.9

If she's having a C-section, why does she deserve a push present?

0:14.2

That's hubby's thinking of it.

0:16.1

I bet when he brought that up, he docked really, really quick.

0:20.4

Yes.

0:21.4

And the best part is, my friend wouldn't have minded not getting a present for the birth

0:25.4

of her child, but when he brought it up that way, she got pissed.

0:29.8

So this is her second child.

0:31.4

For her first child, she did get a push present.

0:33.4

No, it was just like a present to commemorate the baby's birth.

0:36.7

It was their first child, all that stuff.

0:38.5

And she gave birth vaginally.

0:40.7

Well, for the second one, much like me, like she had to get a C-section.

0:45.4

And so her husband told her, and he wasn't joking, he's like, I'm not getting you a push

0:50.3

present.

0:51.3

I just want to give you a heads up.

0:53.0

And she's like, why?

0:54.0

Like, our second child is just as important as the first.

0:56.4

I don't need it, but I don't understand the change of thinking.

0:59.3

Because it's not like I pushed you for a push present on our first one.

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