Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 24
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue might be the best thing or worse thing we ever did for Abby and for Katie and |
| 0:06.2 | for Romeo and that's having their parents set them up on a date. |
| 0:10.9 | It's frustrating. |
| 0:11.9 | Abby's come in here before saying like, anybody that I pick, my mom's like picking the |
| 0:16.7 | dude apart like, you thought you had like this one dude all lined up, things looked great, |
| 0:22.5 | your mom's like, no, those aren't like green flags, those are all red flags. |
| 0:25.6 | Yeah, she was so upset when she found out my date was reading a classic novel, the picture |
| 0:29.7 | of Dory and Gray, having forbidden a man a date read in a classic no less. |
| 0:36.0 | It had the audacity to want to go on a date to a bookstore. |
| 0:40.4 | Ew. |
| 0:41.4 | Ew. |
| 0:42.4 | Ew. |
| 0:43.4 | Yuck. |
| 0:44.4 | So, you know, we're just kind of like operating under the impression that parents don't |
| 0:48.2 | know what the dating pool is like anymore. |
| 0:51.1 | They haven't been on dating apps. |
| 0:53.5 | So they don't know. |
| 0:54.5 | It's hard to choose a date. |
| 0:56.4 | So we challenged the moms. |
| 0:58.8 | We did. |
| 1:00.0 | So all of you of the Bert Show youth group have come in here with just dating horror stories |
| 1:07.4 | and you're basically, you are fatigued when it comes to dating. |
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