Full Show PT 2 - March 5, 2025

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	All right.
0:01.9	So we have a Burst Show listener on the line that is sufficiently freaked out and she is panicking at like at like times 10 and she needs us to help us.
0:12.5	Dana, what's going on, girl?
0:15.2	Hello.
0:15.9	Oh, gosh.
0:16.5	Okay.
0:16.7	Thank you guys so much for taking my car because, oh, my gosh, I can barely breathe.
0:20.7	Okay. Okay. So you're texting Tudor is for taking my car. Oh, my gosh. I can barely breathe. Okay.
0:22.4	Okay, so your texting tutor is one of my favorite segments.
0:26.2	You guys are the first ones I thought about when I did this.
0:28.6	Okay, my boss's name is Gary.
0:30.0	Gary, God, my boyfriend's name is Jerry with a G.
0:34.9	I'm in the bathroom.
0:36.3	I just take a shower.
0:37.8	I'm looking in the mirror, you know.
0:39.7	I feel with myself a little bit.
0:41.1	I mean, literally, literally, no, no, figuratively.
0:45.3	Not literally, but figuratively.
0:47.1	You're just looking in the mirror.
0:47.9	You're like, oh, I look good.
0:49.6	I look good, yeah.
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