Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 29
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The bird show Cassie, I now know why you and I feel so defeated all the time |
| 0:06.1 | Why? |
| 0:07.3 | Why there's a new poll and it looked at the average |
| 0:11.6 | parents win loss record |
| 0:13.6 | So us versus our kids in arguments |
| 0:17.6 | What percentage of the time do you think we win? Oh my gosh in my head |
| 0:22.7 | I want to say I win like 90% of the time in reality. It's probably 10 |
| 0:27.7 | According to this new poll |
| 0:31.5 | The average parent has 190 wins a year |
| 0:36.8 | The average parent also caves and gives their kid what they want |
| 0:41.2 | 218 times a year |
| 0:43.3 | So kids win about 53% of the time |
| 0:46.8 | I know |
| 0:48.1 | So in this is talking about some of our like top parenting losses |
| 0:52.0 | Letting them eat whatever they want |
| 0:54.4 | This is like so common |
| 0:56.8 | like |
| 0:58.0 | stalemate in our house |
| 0:59.6 | Jimmy's only two and a half and I laugh at myself |
| 1:05.2 | I was like whatever I make you will eat |
| 1:10.2 | Do you want to paint a better scene with? |
| 1:13.4 | Do you want some cheesy pasta? No, no, no |
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