Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 1

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	It's about to get loud, it's about to get uncomfortable, and it's about to get painful
0:07.2	up in here.
0:08.2	Because that's what labor is.
0:10.3	It is.
0:11.3	This is a birch show tradition.
0:12.3	And Labor Day is right around the corner.
0:15.7	And as our tradition, Kristen, would you like to take it from here?
0:18.2	I would love to.
0:19.6	Abby, welcome to the birch show.
0:22.8	You're about to get introduced to the contraction, contraption.
0:26.6	Others have called it the labor simulator.
0:29.7	Yes.
0:30.7	This is actually an electric nerve simulator.
0:34.4	How long ago did we do this?
0:36.0	Because we were in the old studio.
0:37.5	It's been a while, man.
0:38.5	It's been a very long time.
0:39.5	So everybody on the show has been hooked up to this thing at some point in time, right?
0:45.0	And it is to like simulate the contractions or cramps of labor.
0:51.6	My, I've done it.
0:52.6	Bert has done it.
0:53.6	Mo has done it.
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