Full Show PT 2: Friday, October 10
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sanjeeves just received a decent bonus. |
| 0:02.3 | Nice work, Sanjeeve. He knows he could invest all of the money, but he's seen a new watch he likes. He's not worried. With his HSBC Premier bank account and access to their financial advice service, he can get a personalised plan for the future and know how much you can spend a day. Everything's Premier when your bank account is. Search HSBC Premier. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity. |
| 0:23.1 | For financial advice, you need minimum £100,000. |
| 0:25.6 | Other criteria and fees apply. |
| 0:26.9 | Financial and other eligibility criteria apply for HSBC Premier. |
| 0:30.7 | Superdrug offers more than just beauty trends. |
| 0:33.3 | It can be the first stop for your health too. |
| 0:35.7 | Superdrugs pharmacies offer the NHS Pharmacy First Service. |
| 0:39.6 | Get fast help for things like UTIs, sore throats and sinusitis with no appointment. |
| 0:44.8 | And if suitable, prescription-only medication on the same day. |
| 0:48.2 | Learn more at superdrug.com slash pharmacy first. |
| 0:51.3 | Subject to consultation with a superdr drug pharmacist available in England only. |
| 0:54.9 | Aid restrictions may apply. This service is NHS funded. Rescription charges may apply if treatment is supplied. |
| 1:02.4 | The Bird Show. Can I go home now? |
| 1:05.5 | Were you out late last night or so? No, I just like, I'm just having been sleeping well. |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, because you're uh not gonna be employed |
| 1:11.7 | in a couple of weeks is that is that depression and have no yeah no future at all |
| 1:16.4 | is that it take gummies that you have two cats to feed but no money to feed them with is it that |
| 1:22.8 | i think that's what it is you just watching them i'm like oh my god it's gonna be so sad when you |
| 1:26.0 | guys die. |
| 1:42.7 | It's so fun now. Well, you can eat them. If you want to have money for food so you can eat the cats, too. Yeah, I do that. Cat kebabs. That'll keep me until May when you decide to come back. Who says I'm rehiring you? You probably wouldn't This was a fun way to get into texting |
| 1:45.0 | Twitter, me is listening to this thing going, |
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