Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 9
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | Man, the calls that we have lined up right now for these mommy conventions, don't go anywhere. |
| 0:07.9 | These are great. |
| 0:08.9 | I don't even know if we have any lines open, but we're willing to pay you guys $100 for your mommy confession because Mother's Day, obviously, is this weekend. |
| 0:16.5 | Oh, my God, is all I'm saying. |
| 0:18.6 | The truth was set you through free mom edition. |
| 0:21.0 | This is why moms are the best right here. |
| 0:22.5 | Right here, man. |
| 0:23.8 | All right. |
| 0:24.2 | 1-855-Bert Show. |
| 0:25.7 | We will put you on the voice disguiser for your confession. |
| 0:30.3 | As a public service, the Birch Show reminds you. |
| 0:33.8 | Mother's Day is only two days away. |
| 0:37.4 | Don't screw it up, dummy. |
| 0:39.5 | You're welcome. |
| 0:40.8 | Good morning, Mary. |
| 0:42.4 | We will give you $100 for your mommy confession if it's good enough. |
| 0:48.8 | Hey, good morning, guys. |
| 0:50.3 | Actually, I had the daycare at my work, and I was working a lot of hours, and I picked my son up. |
| 0:59.3 | He was six-unsolved and drove all the way home from Atlanta about 45 minutes, |
| 1:04.7 | and brought the car seat inside and realized I took the wrong baby home. |
| 1:09.3 | Oh, my God. You took the wrong baby home. Oh my God. |
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