Listen, it's The Bird Show.

Ah, what could go wrong?

Just go ahead, send us your pictures, and we'll go ahead and rate your number.

As I'm checking this morning, the 100th picture came in.

Are you kidding?

People are gluttons for punishment.

Wow.

So, okay, so here are rules of engagement.

We tried this a couple of years ago. It had to be altered because of 2025. It's just more PC. When we did it before, we posted the pictures up online. People were cool about that. But guess what? You know what I found? My observation is people online are mean. So I don't want this to be mean. So if you put someone's picture up online, they're going to say nasty things.

So you guys listening are never going to be able to see their picture.

I don't know if they want to be on the voice disguiser or not.

So this can be completely anonymous.

And the reason why this started was based on a conversation we were having a couple of weeks ago

with somebody maybe not realizing what aesthetically, aesthetically, what league they're in,

and going for guys or going for women that are out of your aesthetic league, which is fine,

which is also fine, but it is a first impression. And I just realized, like, at that time, if that's what you want, if you want to see where other people see you at, what they rate you as, then go ahead. We'll be nice about it, but we'll give you a better perspective on it. Yeah, there's not going to be any, like, mean, hateful comments. We're not going to be nasty. We're not going to poke fun. Nothing like that. You asked us to rate you just on a superficial,

like, physical, aesthetic basis. And that's what we're going to do. So what we're going to do is we're

going to look at the pictures here. We'll give maybe a brief description, nothing that's going to give

you away. What we're

going to do is write down the numbers and give them to Tommy. He is going to have to give us an

average pretty quickly. We have also asked the two that we're going to talk to you this morning

to tell our phone screener what you rate yourself. And then at the very end, we're going to

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