The Bird Show.

So last night, I'm flipping channels because I felt, I don't know, I needed a fix for the Olympics. Because I love the Olympics and for 16 nights, I guess it was. Every night I knew when I turned on the TV that I was going to watch the Olympics. I didn't care what sport it was. So last night was a first night that I didn't have any Olympics to watch.

And so I didn't know what to watch.

And I had a friend over who were flipping channels. And then on E, they had a show. I'm just laughing because I'm about to calm myself out. There was a show about gymnastics, women's gymnastics. And it was an hour special about, you know, back from Nadia Cominici all the way up to, you know, Carly Patterson.

Right. women's gymnastics and it was an hour special about you know back from nabi notia komenici all the way up to

uh you know carly patterson right so last night we were watching this show we were laughing about how we

were stuck on on watching these female gymnasts and i had you know made the comment that you know

when i was in elementary school all of all of me and all my friends, we took

gymnastics lessons for a little while. I didn't stay for very long. But we did gymnastics when I was a kid. And so my friend made the comment, you know what, I was always afraid to do cartwheels. Like I was, we were talking about how, you know, cartwheels and roundoffs and splits and that kind of thing. and she said I was always afraid to do cartwheels

and then I don't know

for some reason I decided that last wheels and roundoffs and splits and that kind of thing. And she said, I was always afraid to do cartwheels.

And then, I don't know, for some reason, I decided that last night was the night I was going to do a cartwheel. Oh, no. No, no. And you were not drunk? I was not drunk. We were not drinking. And I, I don't know. I said, oh, you were afraid of a car. I did them all the time.

I guess I did it right now.

So I moved, you know, my end table.

I made sure I had enough room.

Oh, my end table. I made sure I had enough room. Toby, my golden retriever, I moved him over to the side so I wouldn't, you know. So I was, I was more concerned if I had room. Like, I didn't doubt I could do it. I just was making sure that I had enough room to do it. So my 34-old ass is doing a cartwheel in the middle of my living room.

And the first thing to go,

instead of knocking things around in the living room,

I first of all nearly pulled my inner thigh muscles,

which, you know, obviously have not been worked in a while.

And so they start, you know, so at first the inner thigh muscles which you know obviously have not been worked in a while and um so they started you know so at first the inner thigh muscles did not stretch so i mean it didn't look pretty number

one but i did complete it somehow and uh but then it was it was almost like slow motion and it was a

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