Hey, the bird show.

Kristen will never, never shy away from an opportunity to make me look like an idiot.

So what are we doing here today?

Damn straight, sir.

Yep, let's go.

I don't know if you all saw the GQ spread and the cover with Travis Kelsey on there and all his hairy, gloriousness.

Sitting there riding, what would you call those water shoes, water propelling shoes?

I looked it up. I think it's called like a floatboard, a floater board. Something like that.

I've seen these things at like resorts, like all inclusives. They have the, they have like the water skis. Not water skis. C-dos is that what they call? Jetskees.

Then you have these things also and you

strap them on your feet and propels you into the air right and those at the resort are awesome at it

they're doing twists and turns and then when you get out there and you don't know what you're doing

you're going straight diving right into the water so i was scoping out these photos from the gq

spread and reading some of the article,

but mainly looking at the photos because, you know, that's what I do.

And I could not help but notice how hairy Travis Kelsey is.

Now, I knew Jason Kelsey, his brother's super hairy because he took his shirt off in the box of one of his brother's NFL games.

And he is a proud bear, but I did not realize that Travis was rocking that much chest hair.

I mean, it's thick.

Really thick.

Bart thick.

Your husband thick.

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