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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Friday April 17 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Full Show PT 2: Friday April 17 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.6

I'm the voice discusser, please.

0:04.8

Hello.

0:05.5

So tell us what's going on.

0:07.3

Well, let's see.

0:09.1

This weekend, I am planning to take a trip to go visit my baby brother at school.

0:13.9

He just started.

0:14.9

Okay.

0:15.6

Awesome.

0:16.0

That sounds exciting.

0:17.5

Well, you know, it would be.

0:19.7

Jeff was telling us a little bit about it earlier. You've got some bad news for him. Well, you know, it would be. Jeff was telling us a little bit about it earlier.

0:21.8

You've got some bad news for him.

0:24.2

Well, yeah, a little bit of bad news.

0:27.3

Certainly something to talk about.

0:30.6

So he just started going to school, and he's very excited.

0:35.3

Our parents were kind enough to pick the tab up for him.

0:39.6

He chose to go to a very shushy, expensive little school.

0:44.8

Unfortunately, as it happens, in paying for his school,

0:50.3

my parents pretty much dug themselves into a grave of debt.

0:58.8

Okay.

1:00.0

So when they offered to pay, did they give him a restriction on which schools he could go to?

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