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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: December 28, 2022

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

Look, ladies, your romantic night that you've planned with your dude has failed if it doesn't

0:06.8

come to completion at the end of the night for your man.

0:09.6

Boss.

0:10.6

True fact.

0:11.6

Fake news.

0:12.6

Now, Cassie here and Kristen are going to try to woman splain this for guys.

0:18.7

When we're telling you that your night of romance, Kristen, you failed on a couple of different

0:24.9

levels actually.

0:25.9

No, I did not.

0:26.9

So I was tasked with bringing the romance to my marriage.

0:31.8

My husband and I got into this friendly debate and it all started from a cartoon episode

0:36.8

of Bluey and about bringing romance to our relationship.

0:40.8

And I jokingly, I was like, where's my romance?

0:43.4

And he's like, you're romance.

0:45.0

What are you talking about?

0:46.0

I'm the one that stays at home with the kid all day and manages the house and does the

0:49.4

cleaning and the laundry and the dishes.

0:51.7

You're supposed to romance me.

0:53.6

And I was like, huh?

0:56.9

He's supposed to romance too.

0:58.2

I brought it to the show table.

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