Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 3
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.9 | All right. So this is what I'm asking everybody right now. |
| 0:04.5 | How did you catch them cheating? Okay? |
| 0:08.2 | So I have two stories I want to share of unorthodox ways people were busted cheating. |
| 0:15.4 | And if you can share, I'm not talking about you broke into his computer and saw XYZ, whatever. |
| 0:20.9 | Like a mistake, like a, that he would have got away with it or she would have got away with it, |
| 0:25.0 | except they made a stupid mistake. |
| 0:26.6 | So, for instance, an example. |
| 0:28.4 | And the phone number is 1-855-Bird show 855-237-8-746. |
| 0:34.6 | She realized her husband was cheating after their smart scale, logged someone weighing |
| 0:39.8 | 120 pounds at midnight in the house. And that is not, she was not there and that is not the |
| 0:46.0 | weight she weighs. I see what you're saying. Uh-huh. Okay. So this was on Reddit and she was like, |
| 0:51.4 | am I the a hole for assume, or am I overreacting? |
| 0:55.5 | This is a different threat. |
| 0:56.2 | Am I overreacting for assuming my husband had someone over at our condo after I saw a 120-pound |
| 1:01.6 | weigh-in when I wasn't there? |
| 1:03.9 | So yeah, she actually saw this weigh-in and there's all the weights because I didn't even |
| 1:08.3 | smart skills could do this. |
| 1:09.5 | And then one random night at midnight, there's somebody who hops on the scale that's 120 pounds and she's like that's not me that's my husband that's not my husband that's the woman he's cheating on me with dang i would have wouldn't you have had to have like some kind of inclination that he was cheating to put that together. Like I would have thought it was some kind of mistake. |
| 1:28.1 | Yeah, like maybe he stepped on the scale and was like, oh, I don't want to see that. |
| 1:31.5 | And then it clocked it as 120 because he didn't fully step on it. |
| 1:34.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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