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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 25

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

Families need looking at...

0:02.0

See my headphones?

0:03.0

Kitchen table!

0:04.0

What was they saying?

0:05.0

Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted.

0:07.0

Under your bed.

0:08.0

Anyway.

0:09.0

Made you some tea love.

0:10.0

Oh, you're a gem.

0:12.0

As I was saying, families need looking after. That's why I'm one of the millions of people covered by Aviva life insurance.

0:19.0

Mm! Helping you put the pieces together to protect you all of ones. It takes a Viva.

0:25.0

Search a Viva life insurance. Terms and conditions apply.

0:28.0

Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:35.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:38.0

So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out.

0:45.0

Duracell lithium coin batteries, the safer choice.

0:49.7

Here, Bertia.

0:54.0

If Abby can make it through the first hour of the show without throwing up,

0:57.0

then I think we're in the clear.

0:59.0

Bless her little heart.

1:00.0

I had the most uncomfortable conversation with Jackson on my way up,

1:02.0

because he was trying to give me a

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