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The birch show everything's bachelor at parties have officially gone too far now.

100% I'm shocked at some of the things that my friends have gone through on that

I've kind of started to realize that going on a batch rep party is a little bit like getting ready for the girl Olympics

because there's so much that goes into getting ready for it.

Like we have mood boards, we have color schemes, we have themed nights, we have to prepare for.

I mean, I told my eyebrow lady I was like, you cannot screw up my eyebrows the week of the batch rep party.

I cannot go in looking like a fool with all these other beautiful girls who have these Pinterest boards for every night.

I mean, it's really insane.

Just another plus on being a guy.

I mean, any bachelor party that I went to and I've gone it quite a bit probably half a dozen.

It's like I Vegas, me to set this hotel, we're all checking in at four o'clock and then you wing it for the entire week.

There's no plan, there's no heightened, there's no Pinterest board.

You show up, start drinking and start making bad decisions.

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