Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 10

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	The Birch Show.
0:01.3	Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.
0:05.5	It's the bird show's entertainment buzz.
0:07.7	It is one small step for women and one giant leap for womankind every time Martha Stewart opens her mouth or gets on a cover of a magazine.
0:16.1	Because this woman has gotten on.
0:18.0	She is 84 years old.
0:19.7	And I think it was last year she was in the Sports Illustrated
0:21.9	swimsuit edition where she was in a beautiful swimsuit looking hot and spicy. I think people,
0:28.0	you know, a little bit of the ageism in the air started to dissipate. And now Martha Stewart
0:31.8	wants to share with the world her perfect tips for taking the perfect thirst trap to land you, your next man or woman.
0:40.2	Thirst trap. What the heck is a thirst trap? I had never heard the phrase before I took that pool
0:45.8	selfie. But now, go with it. Get thirst trap. I'll show you how to do one. Hold it up high.
0:51.8	Show your beautiful neck. Make sure you're on portrait mode, and make sure
0:57.0	your skin is perfectly glowing.
1:00.0	By using Elm, this is the best.
1:03.0	Get that expression just right.
1:05.0	Who are you thinking about?
1:07.0	What are you thinking about?
1:09.0	That's it.
1:10.0	I'll like that picture. I'll like that picture.
1:11.3	You'll like that picture.
1:12.4	It's the perfect selfie.
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