Hello, I'm Sorrell, and I'm here to tell you about Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams.

It's the series where every week a lucky guest wants us into the studio only to be told they've just won

a euro million size jackpot of 200 million pounds as they share all the wild

and wacky ways they'd spend their winnings.

No, I go caging with great white sharks.

That's what I would do.

Oh dear, I'm drunk with power. So if you want to hear from Sam Thompson, Pete Wicks, McKeeter and Andy Oliver, and

more you can get that Euro-Millians feeling by searching for Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams on your podcast app.

Or you can find us on Instagram, Tik-Tock or YouTube.

That's Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the new podcast from Euro Millions by the National Lottery. The Bert Show.

Is there anything better than starting a show with some misery?

I hear it loves company.

In fact, it does. So Jackson, our producer, is back in studio today. Why don't you tell

everybody what your mission was yesterday and then we'll start to get the

details of exactly how it went. Yeah, we could call it a mission.

That's one way to describe it.

Yesterday, I spent three hours waiting for a baby to poop.

And why were you waiting for a baby to prove?

Because I happened to unjustly and unfairly lose a competition here in studio.

Unjustly. Yes, yes. Moc can back me up on this.

Absolutely, I'm sorry.

Okay, so you killed, um, murdered, let's say.

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