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The Bert Show. We have often said on this show that when he or she ghost you,

they're telling you everything that you need to know without saying a word at all.

I don't want to be with you. I would hang out, right? That should be all the menist.

But, you know, the curiosity of what happened, especially when you feel that connection,

we're so connected.

I'm the Kate, huh?

Like you get off your date, man. And you call your friends, you're like, oh my god, I just met

the woman on my dreams. They're, oh my god, I just met them. I know I'm going to marry this guy.

The connect, oh, it's off the charts, the connection. They are the one.

They're the first show. I'm not my soulmate tonight. Oh my god. In about both my drinks and

O Charlie's. And they don't sleep on them. We're all so specific. And then they're just gone.

Poof. And you need to know why. I mean, for ego's sake and like, how is it possible?

And Fiona here, Bert Show listener, Fiona is on the voice, the skies are, she's going through

the exact same thing right now. And she's wondering, do I pursue this guy? What has happened?

Hey, Fiona, thanks for getting involved so early on the Bert Show. How you doing?

Good morning. I'm great. How are you?

How are you? Love the fake name. Oh, thank you. I'm a lover and shameless.

Me too. I was wondering if that's where you got it from. Okay. Sorry.

I go. That's how I come up with names for people. I ask them their favorite TV show.

And then basically, I really, I did not realize that.

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