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slash bonus BS. The Burt show one of these tragic sleep scenarios happened to me

this morning you guys decide which is the worst of the two, okay?

Worst of the two. Ready?

Mm-hmm. If you get up 60 seconds or two minutes before your alarm is supposed to go off.

I just feel so jipped when that happens. You had another two minutes and that two minutes feels like a lot.

At first, we'll, at the hour we get up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because we all get up.

And now, I'm five minutes from the radio station,

so I'm enjoying the extra time I have in bed.

It's a game changer. 30 minutes this early in the morning.

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