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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 22

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:09.1

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0:30.0

Quirk. It's such a weird quirk. And I don't know how long I've been doing it, but I realized

0:35.4

this morning that I do it almost daily. So do you guys have ways in your car to use ways?

0:41.2

I know I just use my Google Maps. Just use Google Maps. Okay. It's still let you know where there's

0:45.3

accidents and it'll tell you to divert to other routes if there's a major issue.

0:50.8

Yes. So my ways voice is a little lippy. So I turned her off. There are just some intersections

0:58.4

around town that have like four or five or six different exit ramps on the same one. So when

1:04.6

she's on she'll rattle off all of them every 30 seconds and it's just really super annoying.

1:09.4

Have you ever tried to have a conversation? Like I've been talking to my husband and she'll be like

1:13.6

take X-EX 75 South for blub blub blub blub blub blub blub and then I wait till she's done.

1:18.6

And I'm like, as I was saying, she goes, take exit sound like I'll kill you. Your virtual I will find you.

1:23.6

Yes. And it happens too often. So I've turned that feature off. But you can keep your alerts on.

1:29.2

So when there's really something important going on in front of you, the alerts she can tell me that.

1:34.0

Right. And really the only alert she tells me about is police. Like police. One mile ahead of you.

1:42.1

And I realize this morning that anytime she comes on and tells me there's police, I say,

1:46.2

appreciate you. Every single time. Appreciate you. I say, please, and thank you to Alexa.

1:53.6

I does want to say the same thing. See you. Yeah. I thank Alexa all the time.

1:56.5

Listen, when the robots uprise, they will remember.

1:59.3

They want to 100% well. Even a ways, boys, just needs to feel appreciated from time to time.

2:05.5

I don't want Alexa to feel like she has a rude owner. Yeah. That matters.

2:09.3

Right. All the people I could have selected me. This guy's the nicest guy.

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