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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 15

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0

Want to listen to the full birch show every day uninterrupted with no ads become a bonus birch show

0:09.2

subscriber. Find out more at the birch show dot com slash bonus BS. She says it was one of the most

0:15.6

embarrassing things that ever happened to her and it happened on a plane talking about Katie.

0:21.7

I'm trying to go through my catalog of embarrassment in my life and which would be the one of the

0:27.4

worst. Oh, please share and for you too. It's coming at you also. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're Mike's on

0:32.8

too. I think that one time. Yeah, I think that one time when I was in the break room with the woman

0:39.6

that came back off maternity leave. Oh, yeah, that's something. And she walked in and I'm like, oh my

0:44.2

God, welcome back. You look great for just having a baby. And she looked at me and she's like, I

0:51.1

adopted. Oh, oh, you don't like life off in that moment. Yes. There's no way again. I should have

0:58.8

liked played crazy like what? You I didn't say nothing. You should have been like, are you

1:03.8

hearing things? I take it back. You don't look that great. That's probably the one of the worst for

1:09.8

you. I would say I still to this day think it's the time I tried to impress this girl in seventh grade

1:16.8

because I had a big crush on her and I tried to ride my bicycle across the bridge in like the park

1:21.5

to be impressive. Everyone was there. Half the school was there. And I didn't make it. I fell off

1:26.8

the bridge. Mike hit me in the head, cut myself up, opened my eyes, couldn't see, was bleeding,

1:31.6

she was over me asking if I was okay. No, at least that happened when you were like much younger.

1:37.0

And I still remember it like you just. Cassie. Mine was a god. I can't believe I'm going to tell you

1:43.3

guys this. I farted in a friend's face. Yeah, we were drunk and doing Cirque de Soleil.

1:48.6

Acrobatics for some reason. We thought it would be a great idea. And I did a handstand. And I

1:52.8

guess because I was three sheets to the wind. The wind came on out and she threw me down. And I was

1:58.0

like, what happened? She's like, you farted in my face. Wow. And I was like, I had no idea. But

2:03.5

you're welcome. You have been blocked. She's the only one. Yes. I'm having drinks with her next week.

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