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This week we get downright X-rated with a story that Kristen told that had us all like,

what, that can't be true?

No way! And the family is like devastated over this X-rated story ruined

I say the birch show.com slash bonus BS. Okay So the same person, if I understand it, that had the Crow problem, your friend that had the

Crow problem now has a different wildlife problem.

She does.

Bless her heart.

So, I remember you told us a story a while back of how like the deer here are just very brazen.

D-G-A-F deer,-A-F, dear, if I do say so myself.

Absolutely.

They're just trying to cruise with the general pop.

It was a morning I was walking here, walking to work, early morning, and Deere just jumped out the bush looked at me we had a

moment I thought it was about to go down and thank God the dear decided to keep

running yes this is one of those times where I wish there was a camera on us full

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