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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 31

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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your gift to Cassie this morning is telling us the good things that are going on in your life because she has none.

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It's just been one of those run, usually when bad stuff happens to me,

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I'm like, this is a car make balance of the universe,

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like something good's gonna happen,

1:19.4

but there gets to a point where you're like,

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okay, is there a lesson you're trying to teach me?

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Could you just spell it out? Because this sucks. So I had to euthanize my dog on

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Fridays. She was old. We knew it was coming. But then my my husband was had some symptoms all weekend and had to go to the ER on Sunday and now we found out he needs surgery so that's being scheduled.

1:40.0

And then my son had a food allergy test on on the Monday which is really stressful if you've ever been through it

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