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Okay.

Before we officially start today, let's do a round table status report.

This is one banged up morning show.

If we were in the playoffs, football playoffs, we would be 12 point underdogs because everybody

on our starting staff has hurt.

Right now.

Well, I think Mo made me back.

If you got plenty of rest yesterday, considering you got one hour sleep two nights ago, yeah,

I don't know about plenty, but I got a lot.

Okay.

I did take a nap and then I got a full night's rest.

Well, you bring me up to speed on this because you know, life is a game of who that

old game telephone we used to play and by the time the story got back to me, it was your

apartment complex and people into your house at like five o'clock and they wouldn't leave

and they told you to leave your own apartment and they were going to put you up somewhere

else.

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