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BS. The birch show. I may be in the near future. You are going to be going on. I don't know, maybe

a little mini vacation or what have you and you're packing, which to me is always just the worst man.

Or it has been the worst. I put it off to the last second. Me too.

Drives my husband crazy. You know why you do that?

Because there's just so much stuff to put in your luggage and it's worse for a woman.

Yes. Far and away worse for a woman. Just from the product standpoint.

If I want to look my best, if I'm going somewhere, I can't use the hotel

shampoo and stuff like that. I have to use the purology that I use on my hair and I have to use

my hair. They're not going to have hair smoother. They're not going to have hair spray.

And that all that stuff just takes up so much room and all the crap you have to put on your face

because society has made it so that in order for us to feel appropriate when we step a foot out

of our door going to a business situation, we have to have all this stuff smeared on our face.

Not that I'm bitter at all. It's stressing me out. So there you are.

Kristen's going on an ice vacation or whatever and she's stressing herself out because

she's got to look good. Now it's funny. If it's a vacation for pleasure,

I will pack all this stuff and 99% of it I won't use.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. So this is where I'm going with it.

Okay. So the last three or four trips that we've had, we have challenged ourselves as a family

to just bring on carry on luggage. Don't check in and I am a notorious overpacker.

You guys have made fun of me for years about it.

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