Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 5
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.8 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:30.5 | It's the most wonderful time. |
| 0:33.5 | Are you a smart booker or a silly booker? |
| 0:36.3 | Smart bookers get free fast- track security with On the Beach, |
| 0:40.4 | so they've got the extra time to buy that much-needed mini-toothpaste. |
| 0:44.7 | Silly bookers, send us a postcard from the queue. |
| 0:47.6 | Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.com. |
| 0:51.7 | Conditions apply. Four-star holidays, seven-night minimum stay, outbound only for selected airports from to six people. Conditions apply. Four star holidays. Seven night minimum stay. |
| 0:54.5 | Outbound only for selected airports |
| 0:55.7 | through to six people. |
| 0:56.7 | Adol protected. |
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