Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 20
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. So jealous right now. So Amy, my business manager and also one of my best friends, is going in for a cosmetic procedure right now and she's pulling up to the office. They're about to pump her body with that anesthesia. She's going to be out for four hours. You are insane. You're upset. We need, have you talked to your therapist about your obsession with anesthesia? |
| 0:22.0 | It's not an obsession. It's just a... |
| 0:24.4 | A quiet appreciation? |
| 0:25.8 | Obsession is a fun word for addiction? |
| 0:29.0 | Question mark. |
| 0:30.1 | Okay, now, it's not to a point where I can actually get it on my own and I would even take it recreationally like Michael Jackson was doing. |
| 0:36.6 | But have you been under anesthesia before? |
| 0:38.3 | Look at my nose. |
| 0:39.3 | Oh yeah, that's right. |
| 0:40.3 | I was under anesthesia for a long time, Bert. Don't you love the feeling of going to sleep when they put that stuff in the veins? No, because you get knocked. I don't remember it. Like I, all I remember is getting put on a metal slab and then going night night and then I woke up and I was like, what happened to my race? |
| 0:39.7 | It's just so amazing when you were. Like I, all I remember is getting put on a metal slab and then going night night and then I woke up and I was like, what happened to my race? |
| 0:56.7 | It's just so amazing when you wake up. |
| 0:59.0 | The procedures I've had when I've been on it mostly are like the 20 minute variety like when they're doing a colonoscopy or something like that. |
| 1:06.5 | But then you wake up in like 20 or 30 minutes later and you just feel like you've slept for eight hours. |
| 1:11.7 | But I've told these guys before, I love everything about it. |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah, no, can't say, you're on an island by yourself. There's no way. There's got to be people that are like, yes, I look forward to anesthesia. I meant in the studio. I think Abby and I are both |
| 1:08.3 | Because I've been under |
| 1:10.0 | Anesthesia |
| 1:11.0 | I think just twice |
| 1:13.0 | When I was going through studio. I think Abby and I are both because I, you know, I've been under anesthesia, I think just |
| 1:29.0 | twice when I was going through IVF for my egg retrieval and did not have the same reaction |
| 1:35.1 | as you. It's definitely a different feeling than just going in for like a root canal. Yeah. And it was, |
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