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The birch show. As I stand here before you today, I am a changed man.

I am a now I am a light pattern.

Look at you. You got to carry on.

Mommy. That's it. That's all you brought. So in the past, any trip I took, I tried to prepare for

every situation man. And I would pack for like, I mean, we're the three of us. Four of us are going

to Chicago for a radio convention today after the show. And normally for that convention, I would

pack a bag that I had to check on. It might be 40, 45 pounds. I mean, five pairs of shoes,

shoes shorts, long sleeves, a parka, a snow shoes, baby shoes, anything, right? You know what?

What? Not anymore. Look at you. My last three trips. I have learned how to pack lightly.

That is an overnighter, right? That's does not have to be checked in. And I am damn proud of

myself. I am proud of you too. I got carry on too. I got the exact thing. You don't do

you, Kristen. How much are you checking? Are you taking more than one bag? No, no, more than one bag,

but I do have to check my luggage. Me too. Okay. You do too. Yeah, Renee packs for me. What are you

bringing that you need? I'm sorry, kids. May and size clothes.

Baby y'all clothes in your suitcase might as like a car cover.

So you think because I'm still wearing carters that I'm not going to lie to the gut.

I'm not going to lie the only reason why I felt comfortable doing a bag that I could check

because I knew you would have when they didn't have to check. So I had the thought today,

our yesterday too, that look, if just one of us has to check a bag, it's going to slow

us all down. So why am I even trying to get it into this little guy right here because we're all

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