Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 30
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Sweaterweather. |
| 0:02.1 | Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves. |
| 0:06.9 | Out-out is out. |
| 0:09.2 | And the original pumpkin spice latte is in. |
| 0:13.1 | Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors, |
| 0:17.7 | then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg. |
| 0:21.1 | Hot or iced? |
| 0:22.8 | PSL. |
| 0:23.8 | It's here. |
| 0:25.2 | Only at the Starbucks coffee company. |
| 0:27.5 | Subject to availability while stocks last. |
| 0:29.8 | Summer's nearly over. |
| 0:31.0 | It's time to get back to real life. |
| 0:32.9 | Luckily, Sinch has got all the essentials sorted, and we're not talking about new |
| 0:36.4 | textbooks. |
| 0:37.2 | Let's see. The biggest range of cars to buy entirely online? Check, 390 day warranty. Sorted. And Fafree cinch servicing at a Marshall store near you. Absolutely cinched it. Everything you need and not a pencil case in sight. Sinch it for yourself today. Visit sinch.compancyt U.K. Comparison against equivalent retailers, visit cinch.com.com.U.K.4.4.3. Terms and exclusions of play. The bird show. How you doing today, guys? What's going on, Abby? Oh, I'm doing pretty good. You know, same old, same old. Although I do think I got some pretty bad payback yesterday in the break room after everyone left. Wow. I had a heinous experience that I've been ruminating over ever since I left the office yesterday. What did you do? So Mondays, I always stay back and I work on my podcast because I procrastinate and I'm like, oh, let's do it on Monday. And then I end up at the office for literally like 16 hours on Mondays. So I'd been kind of joking with people that the sales department's going to be really excited for me to leave because they don't know who I am. Like they keep, they always call me by the wrong name. No, they don't. And if they don't call me by the wrong name, they'll send me an email with my name spelled wrong, even if it's spelled correctly in my email. |
| 1:44.6 | I don't know how the math, maths. But anyway, I'm like, the sales department hates me. So anyway, I'm in the break room yesterday. I'm getting in my 17th cup of coffee. And there's a sales guy that I've had conversations with like multiple times. There's another guy in there. And for some reason, I'm thinking, you know, I've only got like a month left here. |
| 2:00.4 | Like, I should probably like, let me start some small talk. |
| 2:02.6 | Let me be nice. |
| 2:03.3 | Let me like, you know, I've only got like a month left here. Like, I should probably like, |
| 2:01.4 | let me start some small talk. |
| 2:02.6 | Let me be nice. |
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