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Tickets, please, madam.

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Oh, this jacket's got so many pockets. No rush. Got it on eBay. Vintage, one of a kind. I just need your ticket, madam. Couldn't find it anywhere. Then, ta-da! eBay! Total bargain! That's nice. Thank you. But I still need to see your ticket. Oh, yeah, sure. With great deals on things you love, you can't help but say when it's eBay, things people love. The Bert Show. How's everybody doing? Doing pretty good. How are you doing? I'm doing okay. There's a bit of a pause there. Well, because I couldn't tell who you were looking at.

You don't want to stomp on somebody.

So you were looking at Abby, but then you looked at me, but then you looked at Cassie. So we're all like, which one of us is supposed to answer first? All right. All right. Yes. Uh-huh. He's turned around. How are you guys doing it? We're doing great!

You looked at me and you asked great. I don't know.

You looked at me and you asked, but I couldn't tell if you were joking or not. I am not joking. How are you today? You know. You know. Yeah, getting by, huh? Yeah, I mean, you know how it is. Life is life. And yesterday was Monday. All I do on Mondays is work. I wake up and I come here

and then I work on my podcast for 15 hours

and then I work on my podcast

for 15 hours and then Tuesday I go and I can do other things. Monday is survival day.

Monday is survival. Survive in advance to Tuesday. Okay. How about you, Cass? Good. Yeah. I'm fine.

You know, that's news with you. Yeah's big news just the use you know the children

not sleeping through the night but besides that honestly no complaints strange questions you eat

yesterday did you eat yesterday I did eat the hunger is coming back a little bit in like appropriate

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