Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, October 31
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, if you want to listen to the full Bert Show every day on Interrupted, we got no ads |
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| 0:11.3 | Find out more at TheBertShow.com slash bonus BS. |
| 0:30.0 | Leave a favor. So I'm like, don't bring that crap in here. So he's going to be out there. |
| 0:33.2 | I think something's going around. Kaylee had it last week. I had it over the weekend and now |
| 0:37.3 | Bert's got it. And now Bert's got hopefully that's where it stops. Yeah, exactly. Please. |
| 0:43.8 | All right. So I have to share a little insight into what happened yesterday in the studio when |
| 0:48.8 | the show was over and we were all leaving. And so Abby stands up to leave and Cassie, what do you |
| 0:55.9 | say? As a tomorrow, don't forget we're all dressing up for Halloween. Moe, the five years you've |
| 1:01.6 | been, you've been here. Have we ever dressed up for Halloween? Not that I remember. |
| 1:08.4 | So Abby, we were like waiting and prepared to see what you were going to come dressed up as |
| 1:14.4 | today. And what are you? I'm Pete Davidson from that one SNL sketch where he's reporting on Taylor |
| 1:19.7 | Swift. All I had to do was wear the same sweatshirt I wear every day anyway. I just throw on a |
| 1:24.4 | pink cowgirl hat. So ha ha losers. Yeah. Yeah. Now I just look like myself. You do. You do. |
| 1:29.1 | Congratulations. You beat the system. I know rookie here. Yeah. No, you're not. Cause yeah, |
| 1:36.0 | it's happened to a couple of Bert Show members in the past. We have done this too. And they come up |
| 1:39.6 | in like, boom, costume. And we just, it's, I know a lot of shows today. Like you'll be watching TV. |
| 1:46.8 | The today show. Good morning. America live with Kelly and Mark. They all go above and beyond. And |
| 1:53.3 | we just never have what you can see them. So it's a little different. Oh, well, yeah. There's that. |
| 1:57.6 | Yeah. What's, what's Kancy? Just myself, a witch. |
| 2:03.3 | That was a W. Your top looks like something like a dental assistant would wear in the office. |
| 2:09.2 | The dental assistants are the nicest people I've ever met. So that is a compliment. No, I'm going |
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