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The Bert Show.

How you guys doing this morning?

Single digits, man.

Single digits today.

That makes me want to vomit.

Yeah?

Yesterday, I forget what it was that Abby said on the air, but Cassie and I both looked at each other like, oh damn, what did you say? Oh yeah, the fact that we have two weeks left. No, she's like next week. She literally said next week the show is over. Yeah, because we were talking about the vibes and I was like, this is sort of the last normal week because next week will just be like, this is our last week and that's all we're going to be thinking about. Whereas this is the last week that I think it'll just kind of feel like this untangible thing. And the next week it's going to be like, oh, all right, got to go find help insurance. The pre last week. I would like to say hello to the virtual listener that I met in Sandy Springs yesterday. I was returning some camera equipment for Amanda. What's the name of that place? Aputurrent. Appeturant. And I'm walking in as the listener

is walking out. And she's like, oh my God, you're from the bird show, right? I'm like, yeah. Hey,

how are you? She's like, oh my God, my friends have been telling me to listen to you. So I just

started last week. And I'm like, well, we've got a couple of good weeks left in us. But hey, thanks for joining the show. Yeah, you got nine shows left, lady. But if you want, hey, if anybody just started listening and you like what you hear, all the vintage birth show is going to be available on podcast.

Yeah, I'm getting, I mean, I feel like we're saying the same things over and over again,

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