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The Bert Show. It's a total waste of what, 399? Is that what it ended up costing you?

I felt ridiculous downloading it last week and it can't be accurate.

So I actually ended up using a more exclusive cat train translator app if you can believe it.

Okay. So you were telling me last week that there's this app that can translate the sounds

that your cat makes into actual dialogue. So we have this cat in our neighborhood that we've

just been borrowing. He comes up, hangs out for a little bit. We hang out with him for 15, 20

minutes. I've never liked cats. He's taken off, but he's very vocal. So what I was telling Abby last

week was that our Tiffany was really curious. Like, I wonder what he's saying when he sees this,

because he seems so excited. Hey, guys, it's me. Where's the salmon? And then she went up.

That's why he's excited. But is that what he was saying? So she Googled cat translator and I

guess the cheap version came up and you got something more ambitious? Not only do I have the more

bougie version, I have the exclusive unreleased cat translator app. So a school that I used to go

to as a very impressive vet school. And one of my friends, boyfriends, happens to go to it. And he

has this friend that loves to code. And they've been working on this pet sound app. So not only

would you be able to translate what your cat says or what your dog says, you can also put it near

some fish bubbles and they'll use AI technology to give you something that they would say. And it's

interesting because instead of it being like, oh, I'm hungry or oh, I'm thirsty. You can use the AI

technology to program a certain personality to go with the certain sound. So spoiler alert cats

don't really say much other than, hello, I'm hungry. I want to play. Yeah. But with this particular

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