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The birch show yesterday we started the show off with an awkward email and I'm going to

start the show off with another awkward evening.

Ready? So I get in and I get settled and I'm pulling up our schedule and I'm pulling

up the websites I use to figure out my entertainment buzz and what I'm going to do to tease which

I still haven't even figured out yet but I digress. I open up my emails, one of the first

things you do in the morning right and I just opened up my email and I'm like what is

this? Sisters from AARP. And if you don't know what AARP stands for, it's the American

Association of Retired Persons, okay? And I'm looking at this and it's like action

required. So somebody last night at around 1131 PM decided to sign me up for the sisters

from AARP. They get might have been God. 43 ain't that old, Tommy. And I went to his

says, confirm your email. You recently provided sisters from AARP with your email address.

In order to begin receiving email from us, please click the button below to confirm your

email address. So to the lovely person that feels like I apparently should retire soon,

that is not happening. And I appreciate you for looking out for me. Can you forward it

to me? I'm ready. I'm ready. Go. I don't think it fits either of you because I gave it

a quick Google to make sure it wasn't a scam. Yeah. It's a newsletter celebrating black

women like for a retirement newsletter but it's specifically for black women. So it's

very random. Yes. Someone signed you up specifically for that for the sisters. Yes.

From AARP. Yeah. So it's specifically for black women who are retirees. Yes. Gotcha.

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