Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 18

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	We're going to call this morning, not today, Ethan, day.
0:06.0	Because as you guys pulled in, I hope you noticed my Bronco out there, pulled in backwards in reverse as most do today with a big green sign on it.
0:17.5	No, neon sign.
0:19.3	That says, not today, Ethan, with an exclamation point.
0:24.1	Dude, it is so sad how the first thing I do now when I pull into our station parking lot
0:29.2	is I glanced to my right to see who got the spot. This guy. This guy who took my spot again
0:36.0	yesterday. I would not be denied.
0:38.2	So yesterday, I came up here at 7 o'clock.
0:41.2	I parked my Bronco.
0:42.5	I walked back home to work.
0:44.3	You did not.
0:44.8	No, stop.
0:45.6	Oh, yeah.
0:46.3	You walked?
0:47.2	You did what?
0:47.8	Yeah, my house isn't that far from here.
0:49.1	Is that why your bike's out front?
0:50.9	And I bike didn't work.
0:51.9	Oh, my.
0:54.6	What?
0:58.2	You are something else.
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