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I'm going to kick off the morning with a horrifyingly gross story.

Are you ready? No.

Not at all.

It's six a.m. I feel like there's no better time than to tell you about the

doggyhea debacle.

Ready?

A better way to start a Tuesday.

Yeah, I mean, Abby, I gave you, you know, you have a running list of reasons not to pop out a kid

courtesy of Cassie and I.

I know you are a proud of cat mom and I think this is just

going to help with your cat lady persona that that's the way to go yeah that that's that's

the right choice to make there There's just less cons.

I mean, the most trouble she's given me was actually yesterday

when the apartment fire alarm went off

and then she decided to hide under the bed.

I'm hysterically crying,

because I'm like,

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