Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 8
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | I love on the schedule looking down and seeing somebody on this show is about to be called out with the very first second of the morning show. |
| 0:07.9 | All right, Cassie, go at it. |
| 0:09.9 | The South has been served in injustice and it must be corrected because our own Tomothy over here, producer Tommy. |
| 0:16.0 | Tomothy. |
| 0:16.9 | Posted something on Instagram that had me clutching my fake Etsy pearls. |
| 0:20.9 | It is unacceptable. |
| 0:22.1 | And I stand by every word I tight. |
| 0:25.0 | I read to you verbatim from what was posted seven days ago exactly. |
| 0:30.1 | Just try to boiled peanut for the first time. |
| 0:33.2 | That alone. |
| 0:34.0 | Sir, how long have you been in the South? |
| 0:36.8 | All my life. |
| 0:38.0 | Uh-huh. Okay. And you've never tried a boiled peanut? Your Southerner card is revoked. |
| 0:41.9 | Never tried it or never tried to make his own? |
| 0:44.3 | Never. |
| 0:47.0 | Never tried it. Never tried it. Okay. |
| 0:49.5 | Just try to boiled peanut for the first time. Not a fan. Anybody want them. |
| 0:54.5 | And I take offense to that. |
| 0:55.8 | How do you not like bowl peanuts? |
| 0:57.3 | Because they're disgusting. |
| 0:58.1 | Gross. |
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