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I was out yesterday because I'm stupid

really really stupid

left heart and not very disciplined Really, really stupid. Less heart.

And not very disciplined.

So I told you guys that the doctor, my holistic doctor has me on this month-long

detox to get the metals out of my body. My body has toxic mercury levels

because I eat so much fish. So for 30 days, oddly enough, been eating nothing but fish.

I was about to say.

Loom back.

I hate fish, greens, and a whole bunch of different supplements to flush everything out.

So it's been pretty disciplined and for three of the weeks they are weaning you off foods and

in the very last week you're allowed to

wean yourself back on them. So I got the green light to eat anything that I

wanted to eat in this fourth week now I've been pretty disciplined on this detox outside of

crumble cookies which I don't think count. Oh I didn't read the fine print in this

detox it says something about sugar but I you know you're gonna get so many D. M. DMs wanting to know who this holistic doctor is that's like you can not eat anything except

crumple cookies.

Yeah, I didn't check in with her on that one.

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