Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 25

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Here, Bert Show.
0:01.4	Let me give you this analogy on how my body feels this morning after five days on
0:06.8	Bert's Big Adventure at a certain age.
0:09.6	You guys ever watch any kind of NASCAR race at all?
0:12.7	Yeah.
0:13.1	Okay.
0:13.7	See when a car gets banged up, gets like shoved into the wall, right?
0:17.5	But it can still limp its way into pit road.
0:21.7	Is that that one tire that's like, boom, boom.
0:23.3	Yep, benders hanging off of it, right?
0:26.2	And you wonder, how is that?
0:27.7	How did the, is the engine even working?
0:30.2	But it's somehow, some way wobbles its way into pit road, right?
0:34.5	Where it dies right there.
0:36.5	It's like, that was it.
0:38.5	That's all I feel today.
0:40.6	I am wobbling my way into pit road.
0:43.2	How are you guys feeling?
0:44.2	The same way.
0:45.8	My check engine light is definitely going, for sure.
0:49.0	I'm definitely tired, but I'm better than I have been in other years.
0:53.0	Good.
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