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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 11

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0

Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

0:02.6

Wow, that was a quick flight.

0:04.4

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

0:07.8

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

0:10.2

Me neither.

0:12.5

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

0:16.1

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

0:19.6

What have you done?

0:21.9

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

0:23.8

Book an eye test online.

0:25.3

Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

0:28.1

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

0:32.4

The Virtue.

0:33.4

I like being part of first.

0:35.3

And last night, Kristen Abbey, Mo and myself went out to dinner last night just to hang a little bit.

0:40.8

And Mo had his very first seabass.

0:45.6

It's always astonishing to me, man.

0:48.0

Like, with different foods that seem so common, there are still some people that have never had them.

0:52.5

Never had sea bass.

0:53.7

And most of my life, I was the kind of person that wouldn't try something.

0:56.4

If I'd never had it, I just want to have what I've always had, be stay comfortable, but

1:00.3

damn, that was good.

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